So I’ve had someone semi-stalking me for a while now. I find it absolutely hilarious. This person has created 22 different AIM accounts to keep stalking me when I ignore comments. I blocked a few then realized that if I stopped responding the person assumed the name was blocked. I know that one should never ever acknowledge trolls because it encourages them, but sometimes I can’t resist. I think this is awesome. I have a stalker! All of the names are some version of (strangeadjective) and salmon or trout. This is funny.

Right now I am asking him questions. He’s not answering very well. At this point I would like my stalker to hear and understand: hygiene is not the enemy. It’s ok to wash with soap.

Today he is EconomicalTrout. I wonder if he is feeling broke?